Shit happens - en snabbguide till världens livsåskådningar.

Läs den med stor kärlek, humor och värme. Vi kan bara skämta om det vi älskar mest, och olika livsåskådningar är en av de saker jag just respekterar, njuter av att människor har och en stark och genuin Gudstro är det som i slutändan kan rädda världen till fred och harmoni. Men tills dess; låt oss skratta åt oss själva...! :-)

                         Taoism: Shit happens.
                          New age: I affirm that shit does not happen to us.
                 Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama ding ding.
                      Hinduism: This shit happened before!
                            Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
                 Zenbuddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
                         Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
                      Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
                 Confucianism: Confucius says: Shit happens.
            7th day adventist: Shit happens on saturdays.
                 Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
                    Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
             Jehova's witness: Knock, knock; "Shit happens!"
                        Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again....
                       Unitarian: What is this shit?
             Fundamentalism: If shit happens, read your bible.
                        Marxism: Workers! Let's stand united and fight against all this shit!
                           Deism: God created this shit, but where is he now?
                         Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me...?
                    Sekularism: Religious shit and social shit mustn't be mixed together!
                         Sikhism: No matter how much shit happens, I'll never cut my hair.
                      Livets ord: Fill our bag with money, or god's son, Ulf Ekman, will shit on you!
                       Satanism: To hell with all this shit!
                      Voodoism: Shit will happen to you when we put needles in a fetisch.
                         Nazism: Our brains are full of shit, that's why we're so stupid.
                           Vegan: If shit happens to animals, don't eat it.
                     Anti-vegan: If shit happens to animals, I'll be the first to wear it.
                Militant vegan: We will make shit happen to Scan.
                   Freudianism: If shit happens to you, blame it on your childhood.
                              CSN: If shit happens, YOU will be the last to know!
                 Existensialism: What is shit anyway?
                    Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
                          Realism: Shit happens several times and finally you die.
                     Murphyism: If shit can happen, it surely will.
                       Platonism: There is an ideal shit happening somewhere.
                        Cynicism: Of course shit happens!
                        Ocultism: Shit materializes from other planes of existence.
                       Terrorism: Shit will happen to you unless you do as we say!
                      Puritanism: S*** can happen all the time as long as you don't call it that.
                      Surrealism: Purple shit happens in front of melting clocks.
                       Optimism: If shit happens, we'll find a way to use it!
                       Pessimism: If shit happens, I bet there won't be enough for everybody.
     Tabloid sensationalism: Green shit from mars happens to Elvis clone.
                    Bureaucracy: I don't care if shit happens or not, just fill out the form!
                        Socialism: If shit happens, let's distribute it equally.
                  Conservatism: Shit nowadays doesn't happen like it used to do!
              Microcomputing: If shit happens, we'll fix it in the next version.
                 Anti-microsoft: If shit happens, blame it on Bill Gates.
                        Teenager: Asså, ja ba' shit happens, typ.
                 Rastafarianism: Aw, let's just smoke this shit!!!