George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil has
been waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here" says the devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay
here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who
weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you
decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the
first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in
and surfacing empty handed over and over and over.
Such was his fate in hell; "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good
swimmer and don't think I could do that all day."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge-hammer
and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time after
time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all
I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the
floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle
pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I
can handle this.
The devil smiled and said;
"Monica, you're free to go."
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